Saturday, March 26, 2016

15 Obvious Reasons Why Having A Pet Is Way Better Than Being In A Relationship

  • 1. For a start, you can have as many pets as you like

  • 2. They are just as passionate about stuffing their faces as you are

    • They know the sheer joy of having food in your mouth, and that's why they're NEVER going to make you feel guilty about having that large pizza all to yourself.
  • 3. If they get a little chubby from all that face-stuffing, it just makes them adorable on a whole other level

  • 4. You could be looking your worst, but they'd never notice nor care

    • They've seen you without your BB cream and eyeliner, and they still adore you all the same.
  • 5. If you're making it your resolution to lose all that extra pounds once and for all, they'll be there to support you all the way

  • 6. They don't make snide remarks about your experimental fashion choices

  • 7. They'll always take interest in your hobbies

  • 8. And they're totally okay with the dodgy side of your Spotify playlist

    • Blast that Justin Bieber playlist all day long if you want to; if it's your jam, it's their jam too!
  • 9. They'll listen to you vent about your day without bombarding you with opinions you didn't even ask for

  • 10. They don't get insecure about trivial things like making less money than you

  • 11. There's absolutely zero anxiety when bringing them to meet the family

    • You don't have to worry if your family and friends will love them. Hint: they will.
  • 12. Every gift you get them is magical

  • 13. They make the cuddliest buddies in bed

    • No fighting over the bed covers, no arguing over the air-con temperature. Just hours of quality sleep.
  • 14. You don't have to deal with messy fights and all the passive-agressiveness that follows

    • Even if you do get into a fight, they won't last for more than 2 seconds before you're back to the cuddles and the good times!
  • 15. And the good times never have to come to an end!

    • You'll never have to be subjected to the whole "It's not you, it's me" nonsense. When it comes to pets, it's you and them for life!
  • If you're stressing out about being single this Valentine's, here's a tip: don't. Your happily-ever-after is just a right swipe away!

    • Valentine's Day is a celebration of love in all forms, after all, and lovable pets from PAWS are getting on Tinder, Badoo, Skout, and Tagged this lovey-dovey season!

      • What better occasion to save a life and welcome a loyal companion? Tinder, Badoo, Skout, and Tagged are getting a furry update this Valentine's so keep a look out for those adorable profiles! Swipe right on the cuties your heart is set on, and you're a step away from adopting some aww-someness into your life! Fall in love with your new soul matehere.

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